A duck walks into a general store…
A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,”Gotany fresh fruit?”"No.”"Got any...
Raking Leaves
Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?A: She fell out...
College Rules
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
What you do best!
This suave-looking Redneck, (ok, just pretend there is one) walks into a bar and...
Paddy was an inveterate drunkard
|Paddy was an inveterate drunkard. The priest met him one day, and gave him...
140 Million Iraqis and 1 Blonde
President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and...
A girl sat sobbing in the police station…
A girl sat sobbing in the police station. “I was raped by an Italian.”She...
Don’t mess with this old lady!
An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York...
Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building…
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building with asign “Hans Olaffsen’s...