Five penises
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...
Room Service
This is a telephonic exchange between a hotel guest androomservice at a hotel in...
Locked in the trunk
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Tee Shirt Lines
“Filthy Stinking Rich… Well, Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad”"I Used Up All My...
Why did the woman cross the road?
Why did the women cross the road?Well thats not the point what is she...
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid?
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid? When you open her legs...
Cannibal and Clown
Q: What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal while eating the clown?A:...
A neutron at a bar
|A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer” he says.The bartender promptly...
What is the definition of a virgin?
What’s the definition of a virgin?an ugly third grader
An abstract joke
Two bananas are lying on a river bank when a turd comes floating by....