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What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio’s nose?”Tell a lie.”
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A talking horse
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A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog…
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog.He takes...
12 Things NOT to Say if Pulled Over
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Jay Leno Jokes!
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Toddler Miracle Diet!
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