Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch…
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read...
The three legged chicken
A man was driving down a country road one day at 45 miles per...
A lying cheat
Dear Abby:My husband is a lying cheat. He tells me he loves me, but...
yesterday’s coffee
She’s like yesterday’s coffee — a little weak in the bean.
In the beginning…
When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his...
The definition of a phallic symbol
This girl walks in to a doctors office and she asks “Whats a failic...
Berkowitz is having a drink at his hotel…
Berkowitz is having a drink at his hotel when he spots a beautiful young...
Noah and the Ark.
The Lord spoke to Noah and said, “Noah, in six months I am going...
A small boy is sent to bed by his father…
A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: “Da-ad…”...
A tadpole!
|What kind of pole is short and floppy?A tadpole!