Saddam and Clinton
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Soldier stands guard
|A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...
Retarded Duck Farmer
There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money...
Punctuation Changes!
Why English Teachers Are Important: The Words are the same. Only the punctuation changes…Dear...
When asked for her occupation…
When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation saidshe was...
An emergency landing
|According to “The Australian,” an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight.The captain decided...
The Shrink’s Revenge!
A distraught man went to a psychiatrist and exclaimed, “Doctor, I believe that I...
Looking for a monkey wrench
An old farmer is driving down a country road in his pickup truck whenit...
Football try-outs.
Q: Why didn’t the monster make the football team?A: Because he threw like a...
Yo Mamma so fat…
YO mamma is so fat…she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out!