What will communism be like when perfected?
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Is Windows a Virus?
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Mother Knows Best
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn’t help...
“E I E I O.”
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How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap...
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street…
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.”Oy, Abraham, I’m sorry to hear about that...
Spiders!
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Each man gives a story
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it...
Lawyer vs Physician
A lawyer and a physician had a dispute over precedence.They referred it to Diogenes,...
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My kids love going to the Web, and they keep track of their passwords...