I’m not fishing!
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked...
Snail Beer
A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer.The barman says ‘Sorry we...
Famous people
Eugene d’Albert (noted German composer) was married six times. At an evening reception which...
The Real Cinderella Story
The story takes off where Cinderella just got yelled at by her step-mother, then...
Girl from Wenatch-Limmerick
Limmerick of the Day:There once was a girl from Wenatch, She tried to get...
Four married guys go golfing…
Four married guys go golfing. During the 4th hole the followingconversation took place:First Guy:...
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
A bet made at the local bar
|A man walks into a bar, and as he makes his way to the...
Mother Teresa’s Constipation
Two nuns walk into a liquor store and one asked the clerk for the...
Prescription
This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He...