How do you make a gay baby cry?
How do you make a gay baby cry?Take the pacifier out of his ass.
A cure for a headache
Phil was at the bar one night, and complained about having a headache.”I’ve got...
What kind of bunny…..
What kind of bunny drinks coffee?Mugs bunny!
Get a Life
Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I feel unhealthy and depressed. Doctor: You should...
On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was…
On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was doing a...
Why do men take showers instead of baths?
Why do men take showers instead of baths?Pissing in the bath is disgusting.
How to impress a woman.
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN Compliment her, respect her, honor her, cuddle her, kiss...
What is the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a phone booth? A1: You need...
Dump trucks and fat ladies!
A man and his son were traveling to the bank one Saturday morning when...
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A tourist.