Signs Your Car Might Be A Lemon
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My dog ate my homework
“Johnny, where’s your homework?” Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding...
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin…
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he...
The Top Bad Excuses For Speeding
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Marriage quotes 09
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A Second Opinion
A Second OpinionA man runs into the vet’s office carrying his dog, screaming forhelp....
16 years later
One day there was a pregnant women who was about to go into labor...
Why the Lesbian tennis star could not compete in the Dutch Open?
Q. Why couldn’t the Lesbian tennis star compete in the Dutch Open?A. She got...
How to hunt elephants — Lawyers style
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The Wizard of Oz
At the edge of the forest there was a somewhat mediocre wizard. He is...