Elephant jokes 02
|What’ s big and grey with horns?An elephant marching band!What’s yellow on the outside...
Resignation From Phone Committee
OPERATOR, WE’VE BEEN DISCONNECTED: Florida State Senator John McKay has resigned from the Senate...
Letter Written Slow
A LETTER FROM A WEST VIRGINIA MOTHER TO HER DAUGHTERDear Louanne Ellie Mae,I’m writing...
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter…
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders ahamburger.The huge guy...
Coat Hanger
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?A: In...
Flavoured condoms
I recently tried some of these new ‘flavoured’ condoms. I bought one of each...
Passenger
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?A: You can park in...
A brain goes to a local bar
|A brain walks into a bar and says, “I’ll have a pint of beer...
Yo mama is so hairy
Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth! Yo mama so...
Polish Wedding Night
What’s long and hard and a Polish man gives it to his bride on...