Microsoft renames itself
|NewsflashMicrosoft today announced that it will be changing its name to “Moft” — which...
The farmer’s wife.
So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife’s tits and says,...
Sleep Deprivation
In the sleepy city of Sherrill, N.Y., two unsuspecting adults have found themselves the...
A pirate at the local bar discusses his past
|A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures...
Welcome to Hell…
One day, a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing...
Alternative Chicken
Q.-Why’d the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman’s head!
Return the Dog
Two blondes suddenly got into bird hunting and were eager to try it out...
Those pesky mini-skirts
In downtown Roanoke, at a crowded bus stop, a good friend of mine was...
The Smuggler
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large...
yo momma’s SO fat….
yo momma’s so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out...