Prescription
This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He...
New…
If you went to New York City for vacation and found eggs everywhere, what...
Women’s translations
|WOMEN?S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI?m sorry. = You?ll be sorry.We...
Microsoft versus GM
|Microsoft vs. GMAt a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer...
All I want for Cristmas…
About two weeks before Christmas, a little Catholic boy decided to write a letter...
This fellow dies and goes to heaven…
This fellow dies and goes to heaven. God offers to answer three questions.guy: “Why...
Why do mice have long tails?
|Why do mice have long tails?Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
Went Fishing, Got Caught
A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: “Something has just...
New officer efficiency
|These are actual phrases from Officer Efficiency Reports (performance appraisal for the military officers)....
College girl visits the doctor
A young woman goes into the doctor’s office for a checkup. As she takes...