Getting old when
|You know you’re getting older when…Everything that works hurts, and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t...
Sore Throat
A man comes to an Italian doctor because of sore throat. The doctor tells...
Some of life’s truisms.
Some of life’s truisms…Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.Support...
A guy was driving home one evening…
A guy was driving home one evening when he suddenly realizes that it is...
Mens Endowments
God created Adam and informed him that he had given him a brain and...
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog…
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog.He takes...
Bouncing Baby
A young mother had just given birth to a newborn baby and the nurse...
Orange and Banana
Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Orange!Orange who?Orange you...
You’re hooked if…
It’s time to turn your computer off and read a book when….1. You wake...
stool taken!
|What’s an insects best chat up line?Pardon me, but is this stool taken!