What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
Here’s a sad one…Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with...
Poor batman!
A nun is walking down the street, when suddenly a punk jumps out of...
Knock Knock Jokes 5
Knock Knock Who’s there? Aardvark! Aardvark who? Aardvark a hundred miles for one of...
Signs you are a Canadian
1. You stand in “line-ups” at the movie, not lines.2. You’re not offended by...
Real Men
Q. How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb? A....
Definition of bad lover
Definition of bad lover:An earthquake occurs during sex. Afterwards he asks the woman if...
Light bulb lawyers
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Twas the Night Before…
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both...
Question: What is 1 + 2?
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Does your dog bite?
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