Will you rember me??
Hey bob,”Will you rember me tomorrow??” “Yes” “Will you rember me next week??” “Yes”...
What you do best!
This suave-looking Redneck, (ok, just pretend there is one) walks into a bar and...
Three different kinds of sex
Did you know that once you get married, you can look forward to three...
Confessions
Three young women are at a cocktail party. The conversation turns to their position...
Time for the wedding
|A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.”But officer,” the...
What is his occupation?
|A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
Stupid Insults 8/31
Couldn’t find his way through a maze even if the rats helped him. Couldn’t...
All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...
Bar Chatup
A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting...
A man finds himself staying in a Vegas hotel room…
A man finds himself staying in a Vegas hotel room while on a business...