The Big Pencil
Question: What’s the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!
Magic Mirror
There are 3 people standing in front of a magic mirror. The mirror gives...
Jumping blonde
A blonde, brunette and a redhead run to the top of a burning building....
Best kind of sex
A man went to a sex doctor and told him of his extremely active...
Pink Parts
One afternoon, there was this good witch who was flying along, when all of...
The Mushroom
A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.The bartender says,...
Problems from the start
|John got off the elevator on the 50th floor and nervously knocked on his...
A letter to John Hinkley
Mr. John Hinkley St. Elizabeth Hospital Washington D.C. Dear John, Hillary and I just...
Blind Pilots
Passengers on a small commuter plane are waiting for the flight to leave. The...
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?A backdoor pedofile!