A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant…
A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant. The onion...
Message To Mom
A blonde goes into a world wide message center to send a message to...
Drowning a Blonde
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A: Put a scratch and sniff at the...
Arizona Crazy Law
You may not have more than two dildos in a house. Any misdemeanor committed...
Snake joke
First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!
What’s the difference between mono and herpes?
What’s the difference between mono and herpes?You get mono from from snatching a kiss….
Preparing for skiing
Soak your gloves and store them in the freezer after every use. Fasten a...
The Blond and the Brunette.
There was a Blond and a Brunette on an airplane.All of a sudden the...
I tried phone sex once…
I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.
Clinton’s Son
What happened to Chelsea Clinton’s younger brother?Monica swallowed him!