OLD NEVER DIES 14
|OLD WANTS never die, they become needsOLD WATCHMAKERS never die, they just run out...
Drawing God
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children whilethey were drawing. She walked...
No legs cold.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your...
Wee Jordy
One day wee jordy was out walking with his lass in the fields of...
A college professor’s going to bed with his wife…
A college professor’s going to bed with his wife. He’s not that tired, so...
Fireplace
You’re so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a...
How did you know?
A guy goes into a supermarket and buys: * one tin of beans *...
A man is driving down the freeway…
A man is driving down the freeway when he sees a sign thatsays; “Get...
In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop…
In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful youngwoman was waiting...
Surgery
I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did...