Sex With A Martian
One day, a space ship landed in a farmer’s field and a Martian man...
A Tool
A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front:Let me...
A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother…
A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother he’s fallen in loveand going to...
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?Fur traders.
Proof E equal to one
|Theorem: e=1Proof:2*e = f2^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = 1Therefore:2^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)2=fThus:e=1
The cause of arthritis…
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
Why don’t blondes use vibrators?
(Q) Why don’t blondes use vibrators? (A) Because they are scared they might chip...
A historical example
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father,who was...
Shooting your computer
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Tuns of Puns!
How do you get holy water?Boil the hell out of it.What did the fish...