What’s the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?
What’s the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman who won’t do...
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down.
I can do better than this!
|What did God say after he created man?I can do better than this!
Easy Specimens
An old man goes to the doctor. The doctor asks for stool, urine, blood,...
In the Bathroom
If you’re an American when you’re out of the bathroom, what are you when...
Seen You Before?
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t...
Excess billing hours
|A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were...
Bejewelled Portrait
Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me...
Blue Elephants
1. How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun.2. How...
What goes in and out and smells of piss?
What goes in and out and smells of piss?The Queen Mother