Catching polar bears
How to catch a polar bear:Go up north and find a frozen lake or...
Instructions for Microsoft’s TV dinner
|You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept...
I’ll use my seeing eye dog
|A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a...
Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
Want me to paint for you?
|A blonde was recently fired from an M&M factory for throwing away Ws and...
The Other Side
Once upon a time, there was a river. The Nile River, to be exact....
On the porch
Two elderlies are rocking on the porch at the home. “Bet you can’t guess...
Murphy’s Combat Laws
Murphy’s Laws Of Combat Operations Friendly fire – isn’t. Recoilless rifles – aren’t. Suppressive...
At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer…
At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the...
Where Do We Play?
Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team’s woeful record:”We can’t...