BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.FAULT: Glass empty.ACTION: Get someone to buy you another...
The blank tape
Hear about the guy who played a blank tape at full blast.The mime next...
George Carlin: I’m a BAD American
George Carlin Speaks Out…I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American.I am...
Stupid Insults 1/31
$HOME = /dev/null. 3K RAM free, no EMS. A .22 caliber intellect in a...
Why is it so hard for women to find kind, sweet…
Why is it so hard for women to find kind, sweet,sensitive men in this...
The Crazies
A man is walking along the road, when he hears someone shouting “Twelve! Twelve!”...
Doctor’s Notes 2
At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and...
Chimney Cricket!
|What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?Chimney Cricket!
4 Blonde quickies…
How do you know a blonde’s been at your computer? The joystick’s wet.How else...
Password selection rules
|CORPORATE DIRECTIVE NUMBER 88-570471In order to increase the security of all company computing facilities,...