Top 10- Hockey vs. Sex
TOP 10 REASONS HOCKEY IS BETTER THAN SEX…10. YOU GO IN 1-2 MINUTE SHIFTS...
What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?
What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?A toilet only has...
Two blondes were walking through the woods…
Two blondes were walking through the woods and theycame to some tracks. The first...
How can you tell?
“Old Jethro’s next door’s a-makin’ moonshine again.” the wife told her husband.”How can you...
My King Henry joke
Q: What would king Henry VIII be doing if he was alive right now?A:...
Turkey and the Bull…
Chatting with a bull, a turkey sighed and said, “I would love to be...
Deodorants
Another blonde, another store. . .She goes over to the deodorant display and tells...
Shooting your computer
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Said in court
These are things that people actually said in court, word for word. Q: What...
Alternative Chicken
Q.-Why’d the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman’s head!