Lisping Midget
A midget with a heavy lisp goes to a horse farm to purchase a...
What did Arafat say to Clinton?
What did Arafat say to Clinton?”Sheep don’t talk, my friend.”
Bath Time.
It was time for Father John’s Saturday night bath, and young nun, Sister Magdalene...
A Blonde’s Dream
One day a blonde kept having the same weird dream everyday, so she went...
Why Man, Then Woman
God created man before creating woman, because you need a rough draft before you...
Recalled Christmas Toys
Broken Bag-O-Glass Dr. Kevorkian First Aid Kit Jeffrey Domhers Easy Bake oven and cookbook...
The Teacher tells the class they are going to play a game…
The Teacher tells the class they are going to play a game,she will describe...
Elmo
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2...
Who won the race?
Ok there are two gay guys and two lesbians. They are on a race...
Household items
Back in the ’70s, days of conspicuous (ahem) consumption, Hugh Hefner was showing a...