Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter…
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. Peter asks: “Oh...
Early withdrawals
The husband was furious when he found out the checking account was empty. When...
Why did the nurse go to art school?
Why did the nurse go to art school?Answer: To learn how to draw blood!
Men’s Greeting Cards
A survey has found that about 90% of all Hallmark greeting cards are purchased...
Mail carriers.
What kind of drugs are mail carriers not tested for?SPEED!
The Boston taxi driver
|The Boston taxi driver backed into the stationary fruit stall and within seconds he...
What is the definition of Agony?
What is the definition of Agony?A one-armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy...
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the…
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of theweekly collection they kept...
Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...
Brain to nerves
How does the brain communicate with the nerves?With a Cell phone!