Little Johnny can count.
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.”Yes,” he said. “I do....
Death becomes nerd
A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops in a bar for...
yo mama so fat.. cereal
Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
A use for Viagra
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital. “How are you...
Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...
Warning all shoplifters
|Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any...
A guide to walking tigers
|Tigers really are as big and poofy and soft as they look, and they...
Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book?
Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book? A: It’s called, “The In’s...
Blonde with a cellphone…oh-oh!
A young man wanted to get his beautiful “blonde” wife something nice for their...
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback…
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and...