yo momma’s SO fat….
yo momma’s so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out...
yo mammas breath…
yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck
Greek tailor.
An Ancient Greek man walks into a tailor and holds up a torn tunic....
The Cruise!
An elderly couple was on a cruise and it was really stormy.They were standing...
Even More Blonde Q and A
Q: WHAT DID THE BLONDE SAY ABOUT BLONDE JOKES? A: She said they were...
This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus stop…
This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus...
Duct Tape
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar....
Real news headlines 05
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Typhoon Rips Through...
Thankful he’s drunk
|The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb...
Trust
A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial –it went...