Grandma changed
|In the dim and distant pastWhen life’s tempo wasn’t so fast,Grandma used to rock...
The Boy Who Thinks He’s A Chicken
Girl to Doctor: Doctor, Help! My brother thinks he’s a chicken! Doctor: How long...
exercise at the beach
|How do men exercise at the beach?By sucking in their stomachs every time they...
Insult Collection #16
At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people — you are...
The Ideal Date
IDEAL DATEAt 17 Triple Stephen King feature at a drive-in 25 “Split the check...
Wanna Hear A Redneck Story?
So a dude turns to the guy next to him at a bar and...
A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly…
A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly. After long hours of effort,...
Wear your collar backwards
Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says,...
Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...
Swallowed a Pillow
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient:...