Few Men In Heaven
Why do so few men end up in heaven?They never stop to ask for...
What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?
What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?SparkySent...
Rules for Cats
Basic Rules for Cats Who Have a House to Run1. CHAIRS AND RUGS: If...
The dentist was called away from the dinner table to…
The dentist was called away from the dinner table to take an urgent phone...
It was laying limp in my hand…
It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin....
Literary couch potato
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.
Remembering Anniversary
What’s the best way to have your husband remember your anniversary?Get married on his...
What is your problem?
|Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that...
Tombstone Epitaph XV
In a cemetery in Hartscombe, England:On the 22nd of June- Jonathan Fiddle -Went out...
A woman went to the bar with a black eye…
A woman went to the bar with a black eye.”How’d ya get that?” asked...