Yo mama is so fat
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing...
Down and dirty!
A lady on vacation took a stroll through the woods.Suddenly a little white duck,...
Two men were walking through the woods when…
Two men were walking through the woods when a large bearwalked out into the...
Buying your ticket
|Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the...
A parent’s night before Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseI searched for the tools...
Orange and Banana
Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Orange!Orange who?Orange you...
Illinois Crazy Law
The English language is not to be spoken. You may be arrested for vagrancy...
If men had PMS, what would happen?
If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to...
The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club…
The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club. “Hey, baby, would you help...
Some useful bits of info!
Bits of information to help you through the day:If you yelled for 8 years,...