A lady was in a hardware store looking at…
A lady was in a hardware store looking at a fishing poles. She asked...
Freudian Slip
Woman walks into her psychiatrists office and says:”Hey doc, you know how we have...
OLD NEVER DIES 5
|OLD FOOTBALL PLAYERS never die, they just go to the end zoneOLD FOOTBALLERS never...
Real Police Stories.
The following are actual incidents reported…#1A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for...
A guy from weather bureau
Wife: Who was that on the phone?Husband: Wrong number. Some guy thought this was...
There was once a wide mouth frog…
There was once a wide mouth frog. She had babies and she didn’t know...
Three envelopes
A fellow had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high...
Yo mamma’s so fat!
Yo mamma’s so fat the cops had to use “The Jaws of life” to...
What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?
What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?”Attention K-Mart shoppers…”
Your Momma\’s so fat
Your mamma’s so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!