Why did the lizard go on a diet?
|Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!
Is this really your third marriage?
Is this really your third marriage? Sure is. What happened to your first two...
Why Jim Smith Lost His First Love
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Adultery
An old man went into confession and told the priest: “Father,I’m 81 married with...
Breast Awareness
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Brag about parents
|An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat.”My dad is...
This vet must belong to an HMO!
A man rushed into the veterinarian’s office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet...
Dog jokes 08
|Q: What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?A:...
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked…
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked the other, “Do you...
Polak In the Desert
A Polak, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert...