What’s in the bag?
|A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket. As they were stealing,...
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?If a rotwieler starts humping your...
Crocodile-done-blonde
A man walks into a bar with his pet crocodile, the bartender screams and...
90210
Your Mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!
Read The Manual Please!
IMPORTANT! READ THIS BEFORE USING YOUR NEW DEVICECongratulations! You have purchased an extremely fine...
Ode To A Mammogram
For years ‘n years they told me, “Be careful of your breasts. Don’t ever...
Have a Microsoft Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Not a creature was...
Now That We’re Married
When we were dating, my husband used to always tell me those three magic...
Perfectly good eyesight
Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a...
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day…
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.Teach him how...