Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
The Boy Who Wrote To God
One night when a boy prayed to god, the boy asked god:How Long is...
Overheard in Tax Office…
The Top 10 Things Overheard In A Tax Preparer’s Office Prior To The Tax...
Two Quickies.
Q: What’s long, black, and never ends?A: The unemployment line!Q: What can’t you give...
Two lawyers walking through the woods
Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious-looking bear. The first lawyer immediately...
There is a child molester and a young boy walking through…
There is a child molester and a young boy walking through a deep remote...
Dwayne
Knock Knock! Who’s There? Dwayne. Dwayne Who? Dwayne The Bathtub and I’m Dwowning!
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
|Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!
Lick that
Tommy, Johnny and Harry were standing around bullshitting about how tough their fathers were....
What is the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot?
What is the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot?A man will spend...