What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?
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A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel…
A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel were chattering and playing around...
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Your Mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!
I live in the flat above Paddy
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The results of the X-ray
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What do you do after you just raped a 12yr old deaf & dumb girl ?
What do you do after you just raped a 12yr old deaf & dumb...
Why are politicians like diapers?
Why are politicians like diapers?Both should be changed regularly and for the same reason.
How to drown a blonde.
How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at thebottom...
Blowin Chunks
Okay a man is in a bar and he’s gettin really drunk and he...
Lawrence Of Poland
Q: Who wears a dirty white robe and rides a pig?A: Lawrence of Poland