What is the future
|My horoscope read, “You’re going places and you can’t be stopped.”Apparently the cop who...
Massive ball of hair
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
own mind
He says he has a mind of his own. He’s welcome to it– who...
Two Rednecks
Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of...
Get Sober!
As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, “I can’t find...
Man, Woman, Santa?
Q: The perfect man, the perfect woman, and Santa Claus are in a car...
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men…
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men:”don’t” and “stop”.
Hungry Lion
A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He...
Wrong Nails
Dum and Dummer were roughing in a house when Dummer sees Dum throwing away...
You Are No Longer “Cool” When
You find yourself listening to talk radio. You daughter says she got pierced and...