An emergency landing
|According to “The Australian,” an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight.The captain decided...
Top reasons why it’s great to be Canadian
It beats being an American. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn...
Saggy Boobs
Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other?A: “We’d better get some...
Drive Into Ditch
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.
Canada America
|An American will say, “Hot day!” A Canadian will say, “Hot day, eh?” meaning...
Fulfilling a promise
A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought hisashes home....
Not a foot
An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist’s office instead and...
The Colonel and the Camel
It’s Colonel Smith’s first day at a new base in Saudi Arabia, and the...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard III
Messy desk. Top management can get away with a cleandesk. For the rest of...
Jesus meets Joseph
St. Peter has a day-off from his duties at the gates to Heaven and...