Star Wars- Sexually Explicit Lines
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Money Quotes
Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children. J....
John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling…
John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling. The pastor gets up and...
Believing in Santa
Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause....
Newfie goes skydiving
|A newfie wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor and...
The problem with Santa!
1. No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of...
What is your problem?
|Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that...
Finding half an apple!
|What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?Finding half an apple!
Filing System
Two secretaries were talking about their work. “I hate filing,” said one. “No matter...
The origin of the bagpipes
|The origin of the bagpipes was being discussed and the representatives of different nations...