2 Drunk Guys
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
Elephant jokes 05
|Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?So he could hide in the cherry...
Dealing with criminals
|A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was...
Do the math
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class.She called on...
Three Dickless Guys
There were once three guys with no dicks. They all went to the doctor’s.The...
Trick-or-treating is better than sex
THE TOP TEN REASONS TRICK-OR-TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX10. Guaranteed to get at least...
Newly issued alcohol warnings
|The Toronto Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all...
Miscellaneous yo mama jokes
Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates! Yo...
Lawyers are greedy
|A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along...
The price is right
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for a weekend to gamble. He lostthe shirt...