General’s Funeral
The famous general died and his ashes were to be taken to Arlington National...
Is there a mouse in the house?
|Is there a mouse in the house?No, but there’s a moose on the loose!
Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child?
Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child? Because dad can’t keep his...
The phone call…
The phone call…A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in...
Puerto Rican Offspring
Q: What did they name the offspring of a blonde and a Puerto Rican?A:...
This guy walks in to a bathroom…
This guy walks in to a bathroom. There is a hole in the wall,...
What sexual position makes an ugly baby?
What sexual position makes an ugly baby? Ask your mom!
If Hewlett-Packard ran Christmas…
|They would market the Reverse Polish Ornament, which is put in your attic on...
Men At Singles Bars
What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?They’re...
Robbing a locked bank
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...