Bird jokes 04
|Q: What do owls sing when it is raining?A: ‘Too wet to woo’!Q: What...
How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
Start asking her questions (don’t mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...
The Ring
A student engineer in the office got engaged some time ago. At her wedding,...
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
Men are like fine wine…
Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes,and it’s a woman’s...
Job Interview
A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job. The interviewer...
Equal positive integers
|Theorem: All positive integers are equal.Proof: Sufficient to show that for any two positive...
Girlfriend Tech Support E-mail
Girlfriend Tech Support E-mail I am currently running the latest version of GirlFriend and...
Irishman went to a pet shop
|Irishman went to a pet shop and asked how many budgies were in stock....
Snow blower
How do you change a dishwasher into a snow blower? Give her a shovel!