The definition of sex
Hillary and Chelsea were having a deep dish heartto heart talk about Chelsea’s college...
Let him dig
An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each...
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
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Pulling Teeth
A man & wife entered a dentist’s office. The Wife said, “I want a...
Classified Ad Bloopers!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:Free Yorkshire Terrior.8 years-old. Hateful...
Dating hints for men
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Leaving
After an argument with his wife, a man stalked out of the house. He...
BMW thinks of everything
On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol...
Darwin Awards- 1999
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A grasshopper with hiccups!
|What is green and can jump a mile in a minute?A grasshopper with hiccups!