Someone really stinks
|A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom...
Lenin’s silver ruble
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A girl and an elephant
Girl woke up in the morning after a party and found an Elephant in...
My wife is beating me
|David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play...
How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking?
Q:How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking? A:When you look in...
Soldier stands guard
|A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...
Been Messin’ With The Waitress
The boss at the pub went up to the bartender and asked, “Have you...
Economists in parades
|There is also a joke about the last Mayday parade in the Soviet Union.After...
How does physics save lives?
One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. Apre-med student rudely interrupted...
The Fish
What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?”Dam.”