Business Mergers
Xerox and Wurlitzer: They’re going to make reproductive organsFairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers: New...
TGIF On Shirts
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?A: Tits Go In Front.
Is she feeling any better?
|Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse:...
Microsoft Market Penetration
Microsoft Market Penetration-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-INTRODUCING CONTRACEPTIVE98 ! ! !Microsoft Corporation has taken another step toward dominating...
Things You Don’t Want To Hear
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:Better save that. We’ll need it for...
Three very tough mice
|Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.The...
What is your problem?
|Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that...
Did you know Sex is a crime?
Did you know Sex is a crime?Its a misdemeanor – The more I miss...
An organization that makes men fear marriage
|The British had an organization that Americans are now considering adopting.It seems that in...
Pecuniary reasons
A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her Father asked, “Does this...