Martin Learns Bad Words
Little Martin is four years old. One day while he was pestering his mother,she...
Blondie
There are three girls in the Fifth Grade. There is a blonde a brunette...
Husband 1.0
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Stupid Insults 2/31
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Eight Times A Virgin
A Marketing Manager got married to a woman who had previously been married eight...
How did you break YOUR leg??
A lady went skiing and halfway down the hill had to go to the...
Reptiles!
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The definition of kinky sex
I’m not saying that my wife was naive when we got married, but… she...
Blonde on blonde
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports carand...
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon…
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon.”Shit,” said the first bloke,...