Better Late Than Never?……..
Ninety-four-year-old Mrs. Hatcher showed up at her lawyer’s office one Monday morning. “I want...
Mistakes
Why did God create men first? Because we learn from mistakes.
Don’t look down!
A man lay spread out over three seats in the second row of a...
The Costume Party
A man and his wife were supposed to go to a costume party together...
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top…
A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top of theworld’s...
New person in prison
|A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102. Already there is a long-time...
All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...
Frog meets a Psychic
A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, “You are going tomeet a...
Where do you find giant snails?
|Where do you find giant snails?At the end of giants fingers!