Wife isn’t in the car
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...
Daffynition
Daffynition: Hummingbird- A bird who forgot the lines to a song!
Bill Gates, the Antichrist
PROOF THAT BILL GATES IS THE ANTICHRISTConversion to ASCII values:MS-DOS 6. 2177 83 45...
Buffalo analogy
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and...
Guys on the island
There were three guys stuck on an island. On of them found a lamp...
A caring husband
A couple just moved into hotel. And the hotel clerk asks the man after...
Down and dirty!
A lady on vacation took a stroll through the woods.Suddenly a little white duck,...
Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home…
Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home actinglike he’s driving a car,...
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin…
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he...
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom…
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the...