Bad News, Good News, Great News…
The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he...
Favorite House Pet
Age HOUSE PET 17 Muffy the cat 25 Unemployed boyfriend and Muffy the Cat...
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats…
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the...
Alternative Chicken
Q.-Why’d the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman’s head!
Bees
What kind of bees make milk ?Boobies!
Smell His Fingers!
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss...
Yo mama is so fat
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing...
Elephant With Thorn
An elephant is walking through the jungle when she gets a thorn inher foot....
Economists in parades
|There is also a joke about the last Mayday parade in the Soviet Union.After...
The Splice
A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. Well, this particular...