Twas the night before X-mas
Twas the Night before X-masT’was the night before christmas- Old Santa was pissedHe cussed...
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback…
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and...
The Whales.
Your momma so fat, when she goes to the aquarium the whales sing “WE...
A circumcision
Little Joey and Little Danny, both aged 5, are walking home fromschool. Danny says...
New Insurance Policy
After their house burned down, Mary Ann, his wife, called the insurance company.Mary Ann...
Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!
A Cowboy and his Horse
This Cowboy is riding the range when he gets ambushed by some indians. They...
Too Much Computer Time
How to tell when you are spending too much time with your computer:You start...
Poof!
A government employee found an old brass lamp in a filing cabinet. When he...
Stress-Relieving Prayer
Stress-Relieving PrayerLord,Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,The courage to...