Snow shoveler’s diary. (LONG JOKE)
DIARY OF A SNOW SHOVELERDecember 8:6:00 PM. It started to snow. The first snow...
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest…
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms. The second...
Coach Bowden was talking to the newest player…
Coach Bowden was talking to the newest player on the team.”It’s fantastic the way...
mosquito and a fly
|What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?Try sewing buttons on a...
OLD NEVER DIES 9
|OLD MUSICIANS never die, they just get played outOLD MUSICIANS never die, they just...
AHH, THAT’S BETTER!
|A judge in Louisville decided a jury went “a little bit too far” in...
The nun get’s her fortune
This nun was going to Chicago. She went to the airport and sat down...
Too much attention
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother toa nursing home and leaves...
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
Lager Prayer
Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk,...